Top 10 Reasons You Need To Go Join An Online Poker Room

As if you even needed this, we present you regardless, the top 10 reasons you need to go join an online poker room. Just pretend youre going through poker block or something like that

10. Because you cant have a handle in your friends living room games.

And as we all know, when youre known as something along the lines of $PocketAzez$ you play immeasurably better. Weird (Psst, its all in your head!)

9. Where else can you play a full poker tournament in your boxers?

Oh, this one doesnt apply to you at all? Why? Oh, I see pfft women, cant live with em, cant play poker in your boxers with em either.

8. Youre actually scouring the web to try and find reasons to make it okay.

Its fine! Go play already! Geez

7. Your diverted attempt to bet on your kids Pee-Wee football games has drawn much ire from other human beings who learned of it.

They just dont understand. But its okay now, youre among friends here!

6. No, your mother does NOT want to play poker with you.

Not even for milk and cookies.

5. Everyones getting really annoyed with your attempts at forcing people to tell you to go play poker.

Aw, I sure do wish I was online playing poker right now. That would be so AWESOME! isnt very slick, Rick. Just go join a poker room!

4. Because its fun?

Seriously, what types of reasons were you expecting in this list?

3. As long as you dont bet the title to your house or 75% of your income, you can still play without getting in trouble.

Draw a line and dont cross it. Just remind yourself that you were all set to play for milk and cookies with your mother.

2. There are newbies on there who need to read your not incredibly informed, fourteen paragraph write-ups on the joys of a 3-2 same suit.

Go get em tiger!

1. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS FRIGGING LIST? GO PLAY ALREADY!!

Seriously though, if youre still reading this, just go join a room. Its doubtful you were actually looking for a legit reason to do so but hey, its always fun to pretend isnt it? Like that time you pretended you were a poker shark!